Publisher
Black Market Games

Developer
Black Market Games

Released: May 16, 2012
Reviewed: June 3, 2012
Reviewed by: Grant Chen

Genre: Strategy
Players: 1
Also on: Mac, iOS

System Requirements:
  • Windows XP
  • 1.2 GHz CPU
  • 512 MB RAM
  • 128 MB 16/32-bit Video Card
  • 80 MB free HD space
  • DirectX Compatible Sound

  • What We Liked:
  • Unique theme
  • Music
  • Fast-paced fun

    What We Didn't:

  • Awkward animation
  • Pacing can be a bit too frantic

    The Final Score: (?)


  • Dead Hungry Diner

    When I approached Dead Hungry Diner, I was expecting a monster-themed Diner Dash clone. What I got was a fast-paced, frantic, and just plain fun new take on casual restaurant management puzzle games. Like Diner Dash, the game involves running a restaurant where you seat patrons, take their orders, deliver their orders, then collect your payment and clean up tables. However, in this game, your guests are ghoulish monsters. You’ll be serving zombies, angry zombies, vampires, werewolves, banshees, and ogres. By serving them buckets of brainberries, you sate their hunger and keep them from attacking the villagers, as well as earning a tidy profit.

    The differences go beyond simple aesthetics. Dead Hungry Diner starts off relatively calmly as you learn how to play, but the pace and complexity is much more involved. Zombies are easy to please, but angry zombies are much less patient, and must be dealt with quickly. Vampires and werewolves hate each other, so you can’t seat any of them in adjacent tables without them breaking into a fight, which never ends well for you. Banshees and ogres also share a similar dislike for each other, but they’re at least as impatient as the angry zombies. Keeping all of these customers happy and fed will keep you busy, but you have a number of powers at your disposal.

    Dead Hungry Diner’s spells are straightforward. They’re purchasable from a shop that appears in between levels, and they’ll let you do things like swap patrons from different tables around, teleport from table to table, make customers happier, and other useful tricks. Several levels exist for every spell, so you can upgrade them as you make your way through the game. For the most part, these upgrades simply reduce the cool down time before you can use that particular spell again, but in a game like this, every second counts.

    As far as visuals go, this game works out pretty well. The sprites are vivid and colorful, and everything pops out nicely. Each type of customer looks visually distinct, and although this game doesn’t exactly have fancy polygons or shader effects, it doesn’t really need them. There are only a couple downsides here. The first is that the portraits of the characters during story sequences are a bit around the edges. The second is that the actual animations are a bit lacking. Most of the animations cycle between two or three frames. This isn’t really much of an issue, since it’s a simple game to begin with, but a few specific animations that invoke more involved actions (such as the bouncer hurling a certain unwanted guest out) end up looking a bit shoddy.

    The sound effects, on the other hand, are superb. I didn’t expect anything out of the music, but all the tracks are solid affairs, fully played with real instruments and possessing a sense of whimsy and a slight bit of Halloween spirit. Every type of creature has its own sound indicating that it’s shown up, is ready to order, has finished eating, or just generally needs attention, which makes it easier to tell when something’s happening while your eyes are focused elsewhere.

    For $9, Dead Hungry Diner offers a solid value for your dollar. It’ll take about four hours to get through the main story mode, but you won’t max out all of your spells the first time through, nor will you probably earn a perfect rank in every level. If that’s not enough, the game also features an endless mode with five different stages based on areas in the story mode. If you have a few minutes or hours that you just want to burn through, Dead Hungry Diner is perfectly suited for the job.

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